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cherry_pancake @ 2006-08-19T22:58:00

2006-08-19T06:04:31Z

ah stole this shit from pitcherthis

You scored as 0 - The Fool. The Fool is the most complex and most contradictory of all the Tarot cards.
"I am not a number, I am a free man".
The Fool represents naivety and childlike innocence - yet the Fool is wise.
He carries only what possessions he really needs He journeys through life, tasting everything it has to offer then letting it go and moving on.
The Fool is a risk taker, often shown with one foot over a cliff showing us every new beginning has a risk. Whether the Fool represents opportunity or danger one thing is clear: this world needs more fools.

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0 - The Fool

88%

XIII: Death

81%

IV - The Emperor

63%

VIII - Strength

63%

VI: The Lovers

56%

X - Wheel of Fortune

56%

XIX: The Sun

56%

III - The Empress

56%

XVI: The Tower

50%

I - Magician

50%

XV: The Devil

31%

II - The High Priestess

31%

XI: Justice

25%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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mmm i love me some wombat

2006-08-06T02:28:05Z

Today ah went to the grocery store and bought me some LUCKY CHARMS! Them marshmallows are so delicious. Ah could just eat them little rainbows all day long. I went home and had a bowl (actually two) and watched My Cousin Vinny. I know ah seen it like 8 million times on TNT but ah never get tired of it. Joe Pesci is just so cute and tiny. After the movie was over I called my woman in from the kitchen and demanded that she give me some lovin. She loves it when I get all dominant like that. She started fellating me but then a wild wombat busted in through the window of our house. Mah woman got freaked out and ran out the room but I calmed her down and reassured her that it was a nice wombat. It was so cute and cuddly lookin ah just had to pet it. Then mah lady had the awesome idea of lettin the wombat join in the sexual festivities. Man that was the kinkiest shit ah ever did, but it was good. Mmm hmm! All in all it was a pretty damn good day.

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2006-08-03T02:00:03Z

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ah dont know what "lethargic" means, but ahm sure thats how ah feelin

2006-08-01T03:33:42Z

ONE;; Spell your name without vowels:
cld hey i kinda like mah name like that

TWO;; What is the date 2 days after your birthday?
december 13th oh shi!

THREE;; How many pairs of jeans do you own?
ah dont own none of dem blu ejeans, just mah trusty khakki overalls

FOUR;; What color do you wear most?
ceulean, its a nice shad e of blue

FIVE;; Least favorite color?
ah cannot stand that red an white they have in kfc, it bothers me every time i go

SIX;; Last song u heard?
vanilla ice, ice baby

SEVEN;; What's for dinner tonite?
grits, ah knkow its a breakfast food but ah cant get enough!

EIGHT;; Are you happy with your life right now?
well mah life is goin pretty good but mah sex life on the other hand, man ah just cant score lately, ah think its cause women are intimidated by mah boyish good looks

NINE;; Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity:
ah get compared to puff daddy, denzel washington, samuel l jackson, michael jackson, an just about anyone else whos ever been black

TEN;; In what state or country do you want to go to school in?
school? man, fuck school, although ah did used to wanna go to school in the ukraine, ah hear they got some fine bitches up in there

ELEVEN;; Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, && Aeropostle?
oh fuck yeah thats where i got me them khakki overalls

TWELVE;; How do you make money?
lets just say ah gets paid for "favors"

THIRTEEN;; Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?:
mah last lay..an ah dont mean the frito kind

FOURTEEN;; When do you start Summer Break?
summer break? what the hell, ah never get a break from servin the ladies (or the occasional man}

FIFTEEN;; Are you missing someone right now?:
oh yeah, mah pet squid, chairman mao, he just passed away :'(

SIXTEEN;; One word to describe you:
HAWT

SEVENTEEN;; Favorite pair of shoes:
my air jordans, pump it up yo

EIGHTEEN;; Do you own big sunglasses?:
shit no ah got me some harry potter style shades

NINETEEN;; What would you rather be doing right now?
stargazin with mah bitch

TWENTY;; What should you be doing right now?
calculatin mah sales tax, or maybe straightening mah curly fries, damn ah hate when they curl up like that, their so gay, haha ha

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2005-07-25T01:29:48Z

join this shit right hea! its even bettah.

85 fl. oz.

2005-07-24T23:56:39Z

yo cheese slices. give me some buttah!

i just thought id explain mah sweet ass icons.

mah default is, as you probly can tell, is a tiny ass banana shaped cock. this happens to be a chinaman's tiny wee wee. ain't it cute? if you want somethin a little bigger, you's gonna have to go with a black man's cock. like mine. ;)

mah next icon is a picture of some cornsilk. cornsilk is da bomb, know why? cuz it be the female part of the corn stalk, and i sure can't get enough of them female parts. ;)

last is mah sombrero icon. i've had a love for sombreros eva since i was just a teenager and i went to mexico to pick up some tortillas. i found me a sombrero and i've been wearin it eva since. its purple like a jack-o-lantern. heres an old picture of me in mah pimp sombrero.

what d'yall think?

well, i'm off to get me some cornsilk, if you know what i mean. ;)

♠ Clyde

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2005-07-16T10:35:36Z

hey guys! join this shit!

♠ Clyde

hello, potatoskins

2005-07-16T08:05:35Z

hey y'all this be mah first lj entry. i thought i'd start off with some background info about mahself, so hea's a picture of mah dad and me when i was little.

everyone says i look just like mah daddy. you can definitely see in this picture where i get mah good looks from.

that's all for now, yo. i gots to hurry so i don't miss That's So Raven. it's a rerun but it's mah favorite episode and still just as spicy as ever. damn i love that fine ass bitch Raven.

♠ Clyde